Our first contest is over. The winner is paola, who just happens to be Cigar_G’s mom. We reached paola today – actually she was visiting at Gino’s house – and she graciously offered to give the Blogger’s Box to our second place finisher #classymovebymom. So our winner is t_herrm. Congratulations! Here were the respective captions:
- paola: Question: ” do You know why Italian boys wear pink pants?” Answer: “so they can look more like their mamma”
- t_herrm: I don’t really like the color either but they keep people from staring at my bald head.
t_herrm, keep a look out for your Blogger’s Box coming soon!
You think my pants are wild, look at the guy in the white shirt over my left shoulder.
Has anyone seen my blender??
One of the perks of being color blind. You have a good excuse for your fashion faux pas.
No I didn’t forget a button. This way it shows off my sexy man cleavage
Did that guy just flash me!!!
Ok this time I’m going to act like I’m surprised and unaware you were going to take my picture. Last one I swear. This will be great for the website.
Those are one hot pair of pants…said no one ever.
Best selfie EVER!!!
Always steal the chick’s pants after you sleep with her. Chicks love it when you steal their pants.
Look bitch, I have to order those shoes NOW!
Man you should see my shoes!!
Pssst… Look at the lady behind me!!
Question: ” do You know why Italian boys wear pink pants?”
Answer: “so they can look more like their mamma”
HaHa Thats funny!!
Very nice mother.
Please tell me that’s actually your mom!
It sure is
That is pretty awesome. And I think we have a winner!!
That makes my day!
Superman and Batman were taken. Cotton Candy Avenger was the only costume left.
No officer, I don’t have ID. Where would I put it.
Lead singer of “Right Said Fred” was spotted and apparently he wasn’t “too sexy for his shirt”. However, his pants is another story.
Parachute pamfa, a smartphone and a Bodega Premium Bkend #Winning
What? The hooker stole my pants.
“Whadda ya want me to do? The sign said “Women’s pants, half off”. I HAD to go in. Once I realized what the sign meant, I had to buy SOMETHING or risk being THAT guy!”
Our first release in the “Fishing Cigar” line, Salmon.
Touch the stogie and I’ll kick your ASH…!!!!
You’re kidding, right?! Of course I’m smoking a Bodega.
What? Hair club for men? I don’t think so.
Go ahead… Make my day!
Why so serious G? Is it because your pants?
Smile a little!
You wanna do what to my pants????
Hey, make fun of my outfit if you want, but I’m living your dream!
Hey, It’s me Balki….
You were right. These do NOT make my farts smell like cotton candy.
Texting? No! This is the remote for the bulge balloon in my crotch. All of my pants have them.
And no, this is NOT full bulge!
LMAO! You are honestly an animal
Ron Burgundy called, he wants his pants back!
Game Face.
You know I braise my meat, right?
Are You Kidding Me Right Now Bro, I’m texting “here’s a little Tea Cup ” so my kid will go to sleep.
WTF do you mean I can’t smoke here – do you know who I am?
I’m so hot..the top shirt button is screaming to be set free!
This man is responsible for the best Reunion you’ll ever have. If only he could organise one with his hair!
That’s right Rico, Miami Vice is BACK!
See that over there comin this way…that’s my future… And it’s looking awesome.
this fucking guy!
oh baby!if i get one more text like this i will be right over!
Put the camera down before I have to kill your ass, You read the bible?
Fella: How do you get into those pants?
Cigar G: You can start by buying me a drink.
Once at bad camp….
You thought the Reunión bands were sharp!
You tell me now we are out of cigars?
Molly Ringwald AIN’T got nothing on me!!!
What you lookin’ at JD?
OMG hilarious
Is it my pants or is my fly open that caught your attention ?
I know they’re great, but do you know how hard it is to find matching shoes?
Do these pants make my butt look fat?
Wait I know, There has got to be a freaking blender somewhere around here. I need it for my Aperitivo and I am not talking the cigar either
Pre dinner pants ❤️it
Once, I made fun of Ronny’s pink scarf …
You sure you ain’t related GQ
me? I’m smoking a Bodega and you’re stinking up the place.
Here’s looking at you kid!
I don’t really like the color either but they keep people from staring at my bald head.
I should have gone with the purple ones? I knew I should have listened to my wife.
Texting and smoking, it’s called multi-tasking.
We flew down together, and they lost MY luggage!
What? you never saw a white shirt before?
Think they’re bright now? Wait till I put in new batteries.
Ya, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, what’s it to you?
No, I’m not happy to see you, it’s a cigar in my pocket.
lol thats to funny
Agreed
Sell these, no, I am keeping all the smokes for myself.
Want to know my secret? Protein berry smoothies every morning.
He does like his shakes
He’s the twitter protein shake pic king
We’ll see who looks silly when I have two girls around me at the end of the night.
Quit looking at me like you’ve never accidently worn your wife’s outfit.
Salmon, its not just for dinner anymore!
Pancakes or waffles?
What? You’re telling me I can’t smoke in here??
The Most Interesting Man In the World – He doesn’t always wear pink pants, but when he does, he gets embarrassed when you take his picture!
“Why is Ronny wearing the same pants as me? FML…”
My eyes are up here!
“No…I’m not texting my mother telling her I love the pants she got me” *turns phone on silent*
I could never wear pants that loud
Lol me neither
guess they must of photoshop them on you lol
are you buying me a BJ shot because i am wearing pink pants?
HEY!! Why did this goomba step in front of the hottie in the short black and white dress. I was tryin to get a picture for some contest where I have to use the hash tag #KeepAtightAsh!!
Lmao
“I gotta say, for a tough guy, you sure dress like an Easter egg.”
“You wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alleyway, but you would like to try his biscuits.”
“I know you not trying to question a man with a Bodega cigar in hand!!”
Are you kidding? I thought we discussed no pictures of me in my pink pants!
What are you looking at? And they’re salmon, not pink!
Were you the first to come up with the salmon line, Rob? I don’t know, man…
DK, sort by date, oldest first and you can DM me your apology.
Great seeing you in NYC. Thanks for making it!
Ha! Public apologies. It’s how I roll.
Only @cigar_g can get away with wearing pants like that.. lol’
Lol